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The first one is monday 20/03/2000 a large lorry with the number plate
K8 BEV (it looked like). The knobhead driving was not satified with the
40 speed limit going through sprotborough and decided to overtake two cars
at once in a very iffy fashion only to have to slam his anchors on behind
a car waiting to turn right at a crossroads. |
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Tuesday 21/03/2000 some dizzy tart going through sprotborough this
morning was determined to stay within millimetres of my exhaust pipe. So
close she would not have been able to see my brake lights let alone react
to them - so little fiat R421 UHL die screaming. |
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need I say more ? |
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Monday 08/05/2000 "Attempted Murder" is
my best description for this. At the north bridge roundabout a retarded
cretin pulling a livestock trailer with the number plate T671 JDT detected
my superior intelligence and in a fit of jealousy tried to crush me into
the railings with the trailer, luckily my brakes are very good and the
emergency stop was successful. Sadly the low intelligence displayed by
this driver means they will not understand my wish for them to DIE SCREAMING. |
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Friday 12/05/2000 while getting a lift from my boss I was treated an
example of "living on borrowed time and luck" as we pulled out of a junction
in mexborough an inconsiderate subcitizen who had parked half on and half
off the path decided that while we were alongside was a good time to pull
into the road. Once again fast reactions saved the day, however the offending
driver of F582 HDM seemed oblivious of any problem with his actions. I
believe a terrified death is overdue for this one. |
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A guest entry from COZ - who could be vicious with a teaspoon but
has used words this time.
20/06/2000
Monday is bad enough without the inconsiderate, bloody minded road
users - after running the gauntlet of the Tarquin's and Melissa's being
dropped off at Hill House Prep school in mummy's Range Rover, I meet up
with Major Knobhead at the East Laith Gate, Iceland roundabout. I
know I'm a cyclist (I drive a car too and know that a small minority of
cyclists resemble some of the people currently embarrassing England abroad)
but I respect cars and very stupidly expect that to be returned.
Anyway at 8.05am I was clearly signalling a right turn at the above roundabout
when you J252 VWC decided I was invisible - causing me to brake severly
in order not to be obliterated (I can only assume your number plate is
personalised Vexing Wanker Coming!). I would like you to die a very horrible
death! |
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While going through high melton 26/6/2000 N682 CWE driven by what looked
like a sweet old lady zoomed up to me in the 30 zone at what looked like
60 miles an hour and almost rammed me in a fit of alzheimers blindness
to reality - you're not long for this world m'dear. |
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29/6/2000 pretty much the same as the last one but this time it was
a posh "wrist action executive" with the number plate M885 YWY - he didn't
zoom up as fast but he tried to rub a layer of plastic off my bumper.
" 99 change hands " I say to you. |
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19/7/2000 Day's Coaches - One (or more) of their drivers is homicidal.
If you're travelling with them make sure you've got nutter insurance. At
8:15 coming out of High Melton going towards Barnburgh
I approached the junction with the road to mexborough and saw a coach pulling
out in front of me to go in the opposite direction, as I got closer I realised
there was a second coach pulling out that obviously hadn't looked for something
coming. "That coach is going to be a bit close" I said to my jittery passengers....
"**** ME" I screamed pathetically as a third coach blithely pulled out
without a care in the world - with tyres screaming I turned onto the road
to mexborough and managed to spin round behind the death dealing idiot.
I was so shocked that I was unable to get the number plate before they
sped off into the distance (no doubt looking for someone easier to kill).
The phrase "make my day" has suddenly taken on another meaning. |
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2/8/2000 a guest entry from kuddly kev whose wisdom is apposite
in the approach to the A1 roundabout there much concern expressed about
the way a green ford escort softop (G839 WPK) was wavering all over the
road, with a bit of careful observation it was noticed that the likely
cause was the mobile phone that he was attempting to insert into his ear
(and then pull out of the other one). After a period of "watch out he's
gonna be dangerous" he put his mobile phone down much to the relief of
the other road users - and then continued to waver across the lanes in
a random fashion. At the warmsworth roundabout he pulled his coup de grace
by carving up the poor unfortunate people who had mistakenly assumed that
they too were allowed to use the road, the assumption here is that drink
and drugs were on the menu for breakfast - die screaming palm polisher. |
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9/8/2000 not much of a problem this one but it amused me eventually.
Going over the north bridge an enraged PMS (or is that PMT) display model
driving a renault clio (M34 JFL) whizzed past me and then then cut in front
a bit sharply. While this wasn't much of a problem as she was doing 50
at the time, I was surprised when she accelerated to about sixty, as she
moved into the distance of the sprotborough turn off I noticed a bit of
brake/throttle/brake/throttle type activity. a couple of minutes later
I caught up to find her right up the exhaust of a bunch of cars in sprotborough
and in all every time the opportunity came she would go screaming off into
the distance attached to the back of another car only to be seen again
stuck behind another vehicle while I law abidingly achieved exactly the
same journey time all the way to the manvers roundabout where we parted
company - thanks for the chuckle but the ulcers will get you. |
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03/04/01 I myself have only been irritated for a long time. But on
this day in high melton a "blinde bombshell/blond bumshell" attempted to
hospitalise my boss with a sideswipe, the incident was acknowleged with
a "hey it happens all the time" shrug. Examining the car (in the car park
where its driver works) reveals severe crumpling, suggesting that it does
indeed happen all the time. So Fiat Marea R346 LHU the black hearse look
may be appropriate (in the vacuum of your skull you won't hear anyone screaming). |
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12/05/01 not particularly nasty to me but amazingly suicidal !. this
goit was first observed on the way out of sprotborough on the way to high
melton. In my rear view mirror I was treated to the spectacle of a vehicle
desperately trying to overtake an overtaking vehicle (its just a two lane
country road), on forcing the unfortunate blockage out of the way the offending
lemming raced up to my bumper and then overtook me on a bend in the face
of oncoming traffic. He then raced into the 30 mph zone of high melton
and I reckon a minimum 55 mph was maintained by him throughout (luckily
the students will have been in bed for an hour or so (8:00 am)) and I caught
up with him stuck behind a white van which he proceeded to overtake on
a blind bend (the really blind one on the way out of high melton), so with
much dancing around bonfires wearing silly costumes - I curse thee M885
YWY to DIE SCREAMING (and all two litres of your abused honda accord). |
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Attempted retail murder
at 08:30 on this day Wednesday the 23rd of may 2001 I went round the
north bridge roundabout in the outside lane while a LONDIS lorry
(R47 WKE) went round the inside, in front of me was a similarly sized lorry
going the same way. As we came off the roundabout the LONDIS lorry decided
that my custom was not good enough and swerved towards me attempting to
trap me against the railings in a similar way to an earlier
idiot once again an emergency stop saved my skin but almost caused
more accidents as the bewildered people behind me cringed in anticipation
of cruel death. So LONDIS loser die screaming when you face others of your
kind. |
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I had to wait a long time before I'd calmed down after this one.
at 7:44 on Tuesday 30th of october 2001 in one of the favourite danger
spots (going down the hill coming out of high melton towards barnburgh/mexborough)
I was overtaken by M456 WBM who not only was taking a beyond stupid risk
in overtaking me also had nowhere to go as I was behind a very large lorry,
as it became clear that he wouldn't get round the lorry before the corner
he simply forced his way in between causing me to skid slightly in the
effort not to be killed by his unbelievable stupidity. The behaviour was
similar to another extreme stupid that I've met on this route and I have
decided that if I ever find out who they are then the gods of binary will
fall upon them and savour the smallness of their souls.
I really had to wait a long time before I could write about it without
swearing. |
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The rationale behind this page is that due to paranoia I know that
if I break any law I will instantly be covered in policemen trying to prove
their dedication to eradicating the enemies of society, whereas other motorists
have friends and relatives in the right places or enough money to pay bribes
which effectively means they are immune to the law and ignore it routinely.
That really pisses me off and so as I don't break speed limits etc, the
people immune to the law build up behind me and go to extraordinary lengths
to get past and resume their normal lawbreaking activities. This is where
I take note for this '(not)name and shame' page that cannot be libellous
because as I don't say (don't know) who is driving then the person involved
would have to admit its them in order to complain. Just in case there is
any desire to hide wrongdoing I will without hesitation remove number plates
if the owner contacts me at notme@snark.org.uk |